EXHIBIT A: EVIDENCE
Dog Toy - 25 cents
(depicted after 2 minutes of play time)
This was a major problem when his mother (me) was stupid enough to buy him new toys from the store, ranging from $5.00 to $15.00 EACH. Boy, was that a poor choice. He may be cute, but this little guy can demolish a toy in about 60 seconds flat. Don't let his little puppy eyes fool you for one second. If you click the photo to enlarge it, I am in no way responsible for your melting heart.
EXHIBIT B: THE SUSPECT
Gosh! He is so adorable. Needless to say, I have been on the hunt for dog toys during my garage sale adventures. Even small kids toys will suffice, as long as they don't have pieces that Jake can swallow and such. This past weekend, I found some toys at a garage sale for a quarter each. Sure beats store prices!
Stretchy Toy - 25 cents
Rope Toy - 25 cents
"Mooing" Cow Toy - 25 cents
I was so excited to find these! Not only are they quality brands, but they're super cute! The cow is my favorite. He moos like a real cow, causing Jake's head to turn from side to side in utter confusion. Jake really loved his new stretchy toy with tennis balls on the ends. After about 4 minutes of play-time, I caught him red
EXHIBIT C: THE CRIMINAL
EXHIBIT D: THE AFTERMATH
See? I would've been really upset if I paid full price. If he wasn't so darn cute, and lovable, and fun, we might get mad more often. How can we though? Just look at this face:
Worth EVERY penny!